I want to have sex with Lord Voldemort
i dont have instagram but i might start an account…

i dont have instagram but i might start an account…

i actually feel pretty at certain angles unfortunately none of them are natural and none have ever been caught on film </3

volunteering at a wildlife center is so hit or miss the girl who walked in 5 minutes before me got to syringe feed baby squirrels and i was asked to transfer beetles into new bedding

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence